F Train Flatulence
Man it completely irks me when the train gets jammed pack. It’s so crammed I am pressed against the corner wall of the train. I can’t move in here. Oh man, someone in this car just farted. I think it’s this old lady in front of me. Look at her smile, acting all nonchalant, playing [...]
Birthday Thanks
Whether it was advance, on time or belated from a simple text msg or a fancy myspace/facebook/friendster comment, a greeting card or an interactive e-card, an email shout out or thru instant message, a long distance phone call or a tuneful voicemail, a handshake or sadistic birthday punches, spotting me for lunch, an expensive “semi-surprise” [...]