Hate Your Job

Ahhh, Melissa just made my day. I guess she’s tired of hearin’ my complaints during class about how I’m sick and tired of working @ my job. So she sent me this funny-ass yet inspiring email. This is worth reading for people, like me, who truly hate their job. Read on…

I hate my job!

When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this. On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and Purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable Clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open
the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins – Take out The literature and
read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement,

“Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not
work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.

“HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS WORSE THAN YOURS.”

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Published:
2.1.05 / 12pm
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