Just got home from La Guardia Airport because I got tired of waiting on John rescheduling his flight at the counter. He was due back today @ his Louisiana base but there were some discrepancies between him and the airport security.

His flight was @ 6:40AM and we arrived (just in time) at his gate in line of the security checkpoint. Unfortunately… the bastard failed to get through the metal detectors several times. He took off everything… shoes, belt, watch, etc. but the alarm still set off.

So why did it kept alarming? The security guard requested to empty out his pockets and guess what popped out? A single pack of Trojan condom which had an aluminum wrapper. Mr. Smartguy couldn’t find a better place to hide it. He should’a least put it in his baggage.

Now that he passed those annoying alarms, next step is bag (hand-carry) check. And again… he was delayed. Security discovered a sharp pointy object in his backpack. This was the ninja star that John lost & had been looking for, and of all the people to find it, it had to be security.

So what happened afterwards? The police were immediately dispatched and John had to be held for interrogation. He was later cleared and then called me to pick him up because he missed his flight. I thought he was only kidding (like he always is) and refused to believe him, until I finally realize that he was for real.

Coming from Brooklyn after dropping Keith home, I had to detour my way back to the airport to pick him up. I got there and waited long enough, but he wasn’t there… so I went home. He was still in there claiming his baggage (which should be airborn by now). Hehe!

*And now he’s callin’ me. I guess he’s ready to be picked up… AGAIN! Poor guy… but what an airhead!