I made a fool of myself today in the house of God. How can you tell Catholics and Christians apart? When the only guy naively takes communion before everyone else.

Unlike a regular Sunday “mass“, there were no lines for communion in a Christian “service“. They were just handing the bread and little cups of wine from a tray one by one and I thought you take it as soon as they give it to you.

So… like a good Catholic like I am, I assertively took the bread & gulp down the cup of wine… not knowing that everyone was suppose to take communion simultaneously after a short ceremonial prayer.

By the time my sister tried to stop me, the Bread of Christ had already dissolved on the roof of my mouth and the wine was more than half empty. I seriously had no idea.