A lot of weird things happen to me in the subway. Like today for instance, when a couple of European chicks stood right infront of me in the ‘not-so-crowded’ Train. One was blonde to the core and the other was a spankin’ brunette, both were hot as hell. Picture this… every time the train shifts and shakes from the swirvy tracks, the blonde one would timely rub her @$$ against me.

And on top of that… every time she does it intentionally, the brunette would smile innocently followed by a perky promiscuously giggle while speaking to her friend in their native tongue. So what did I do while all these crazy things were happening? Absolutely Nothing! (I’m NOT into flirty-flirty girls) So, I just smiled and enjoyed the freaky ride while listening to Akon’s "Bananza (Belly Dancer)" through my earphones Hehe… what a coinkeedink!