This sucks! Just wondering… why does it seem like bad things happens to me when I do good deeds. Not like I’m asking and hoping to be rewarded or anything, but I feel like bad karma keeps slappin’ me in the face.

Like today for instance… I got a speeding ticket from driving friends to and from the hospital. I can’t blame ‘em cuz I know it’s my fault for going 26mph over the speed limit. But come on… I don’t deserve that!

It was too late for me to slow down and I saw a black Ford (oddly facing against traffic) from the corner of my eye. I thought I may have slipped from his radar gun, but 2 minutes later, lights were flashing from my rear view mirror.

I was just two exits, two exits, away from home and I was pulled over by a redneck popo with his bushy mustache and cheap Raybans. Come on, who wears sunglasses at night?