Just when I thought I’m in the lowest possible pit of financial hell, things couldn’t get any worse. Bills just keep on piling up and I’m seriously gettin’ hunched over by this debilitating debt loading up my back.

After paying off a $140 speeding ticket, I thought it was over and done with. But noooo… the city wants more money out of my empty pockets. The DMV summoned me to pay an additional $300 fine from accumulating 6 points from my moving violation.

They require me to pay everything in full or pay up $100 annual installment for 3 years. Talk about legal robbery! That’s why New York City is filthy rich… because of these #$@%ing swines.