Bye Bye Winter

Helllooooo spring… bon voyage winter. I thought I’d never say this, but I’m actually gon’ miss old man winter. Why? I compiled a list why this frigid season is worth missing, so hear me out… ahem!

Things I’ll miss about winter:

1. Snow – The best damn excuse to stay home
2. Snowboarding – A new sport that I overindulged and “oh-deed” (O.D.) on.
3. Ice Skating – Redundantly fun, until I discovered snowboarding.
4. Clothes – The extra layers of clothing is a deterrence to your true body fat.
5. Cold Temp – Not waking up in a pool of sweat when snugged in my blanket.

Must prepare myself now that spring is here. Spring is a preview of short shorts, spaghetti straps, and all the “pre-summer goodies” for the wandering eyes to feast on. I’m gon’ love the upcoming challenges. I’ll let ya know how it goes.