It’s simple! Here’s how the equation works:

We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time and money right?

Girlfriend = Time * Money

 

Your girlfriend is a woman!

Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money

We all know that time is money…

time = money
woman = money * money
woman = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil, correct?

money = sqrt(evil)
woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

Hence,

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

Love,
Drew