Define irony. When you think you’d be singing a duet of warm romantic Christmastime songs with a special someone and then blindsidedly end up doing a solo of a bittersweet remorseful Yuletide song. Haha. Go ahead, laugh with me. I find it funny Happy Holidays everybody. It’s December 1st… turn on your holiday spirits. Yule Continue Reading
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01DecAn Un-Yuletide Carol
20NovWoman = Evil
It’s simple! Here’s how the equation works: We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time and money right? Girlfriend = Time * Money Your girlfriend is a woman! Girfriend = WomanWoman = Time * Money We all know that time is money… time = moneywoman = money * moneywoman = (money)^2 Continue Reading
13OctI’m back Part III
Hello again peeps! I doubt at all that anyone is reading this but after months filled with nothing but empty entries, I decided to write one more to perhaps reincarnate my seven (7) long months of absence from the trendy world of blogging. You are probably thinkin’ why the title is suffixed with "Part III?" Continue Reading
10MarDaylight Saving Sarcasm
Dear Mr. Daylight Saving Time, Thank you for retracting an hour back from the clock three weeks ahead than last year, hence reducing my needed slumber for my already sleep-deprived nocturnal life. Sarcastically yours, Drew PS. You suck!Continue Reading
17AugOops I Did It Again
I did it again. I sprang up from my seat while riding the train on my way home from work. I fell asleep and then suddenly jumped up with a reflex kick and scared the living crap of the passenger right next to me. Didn’t even know if that person was a male or female Continue Reading
