Man it completely irks me when the train gets jammed pack. It’s so crammed I am pressed against the corner wall of the train. I can’t move in here. Oh man, someone in this car just farted. I think it’s this old lady in front of me. Look at her smile, acting all nonchalant, playing Continue Reading
ArchivesCategory: Subway Stories
15MayF Train Flatulence
17AugOops I Did It Again
I did it again. I sprang up from my seat while riding the train on my way home from work. I fell asleep and then suddenly jumped up with a reflex kick and scared the living crap of the passenger right next to me. Didn’t even know if that person was a male or female Continue Reading
21DecTransit Strike
A wonderful holiday message from the MTA Wow, you never actually realize the things we take for granted until it’s taken away from us. Sure our subway system SUCKS; we often criticize how filthy and unclean it is, or it’s needless heavy security, aggravating delays and it’s constant construction, or it’s uncontrollable overcrowdedness. But despite Continue Reading
15DecTrue Meaning of Christmas
Like I said (from my previous entry), I was sitting idly, listening full blast to worship music (which I never used to) in today’s morning commute and a loud dominating voice suddenly overlapped the music from my earphones. So I lowered the volume, and speaking vociforously was some guy (pressumably Christian ) squeezing his way Continue Reading
17OctEuro Chicks
A lot of weird things happen to me in the subway. Like today for instance, when a couple of European chicks stood right infront of me in the ‘not-so-crowded’ Train. One was blonde to the core and the other was a spankin’ brunette, both were hot as hell. Picture this… every time the train shifts Continue Reading
