menandrew.com http://menandrew.com/wp Designing between the lines Sun, 25 Sep 2011 05:47:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Daddy’s Home http://menandrew.com/wp/2011/03/03/daddys-home/ http://menandrew.com/wp/2011/03/03/daddys-home/#comments Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:20:10 +0000 Drew http://menandrew.com/wp/?p=433 There is nothing else sweeter than hearing my daughter say "dad-dieeeee" with so much excitement in her voice when I come home tired from work, and then seeing her ecstatically jumping for joy once she sees me enter the door. Suddenly… I don’t feel fatigued anymore. I can’t wait to see you when I get home Kei-bear! Love you!

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blogged from my iPhone

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Thanks guys!

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Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
Fall Out Boy
A Santa Cause
2004

These are your good years
Don’t take my advice
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
And I’m of good cheer
Cause I’ve been checking my list
The gifts you’re receiving from me
Will be

One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me
Before you bury yourself alive

Don’t come home for Christmas
You’re the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less

Happy new years baby
You owe me
The best gift I will ever ask for
Don’t call me up, when the snow comes down
Its the only thing I want this year

One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
All I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me
Before you bury yourself alive

Don’t come home for Christmas
You’re the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less

Don’t come home for Christmas
You’re the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree (don’t come home for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, I could care less

Don’t come home for Christmas
You’re the last thing I wanna see
Underneath the tree (don’t come home for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, I could care less

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We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time and money right?

Girlfriend = Time * Money

 

Your girlfriend is a woman!

Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money

We all know that time is money…

time = money
woman = money * money
woman = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil, correct?

money = sqrt(evil)
woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

Hence,

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

Love,
Drew

]]> http://menandrew.com/wp/2007/11/20/woman-evil/feed/ 1 I’m back Part III http://menandrew.com/wp/2007/10/13/im-back-part-iii/ http://menandrew.com/wp/2007/10/13/im-back-part-iii/#comments Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:36:32 +0000 Drew http://menandrew.com/wp/?p=409 Hello again peeps! I doubt at all that anyone is reading this but after months filled with nothing but empty entries, I decided to write one more to perhaps reincarnate my seven (7) long months of absence from the trendy world of blogging. You are probably thinkin’ why the title is suffixed with "Part III?" Why’d you skip Part I & II and where the hell are they? Allow me to explain… For more than 5 years of its insignificant web existence, this blog has amazingly recorded more than 800K # of hits after 400 entries, 400+ comments, and withstood countless hours modifications & upgrades, plus an incalculable amount spent on time & money. Statistically speaking… that’s a lot of friggin’ numbers that have summed up for this blog. And out of all those figures, twice this blog has failed from its resurrection and thrice I had to revive it with a "come back" entry counting this one. Lately, I’ve come to a realization only to find a blank answer why and what the purpose behind this blog is. Who am I trying to entertain and impress here? What is this blog’s mere presence online and what am I trying to get across? Where is this exactly going and where will it lead to? When will all this all end. Why am I still writing when this blog is plagued with such inconsistencies. Perhaps it’s just a fad, a mere hobby, or even a passion to write that is quickly fading.

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Thank you for retracting an hour back from the clock three weeks ahead than last year, hence reducing my needed slumber for my already sleep-deprived nocturnal life.

Sarcastically yours,
Drew

PS. You suck!

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